(Source: mastersamwise, via ah-thesheergrace)
COSMO SEX TIP #8329
Instead of moaning during climax say “Flash 9 required for audio”.
(via lacigreen)
I am in a heated tiny tower battle with Mr. Murphy! Bring it Dan!
pretty in pink.
When I was 10, I saw
my first episode of Law & Order, SVU
a woman screamed
and her pretty pink dress ripped
the scene cut to black but then
she sat in a station
hair mussed and mascara running
and she seemed broken
and empty
and that’s when I began to prepare
for the inevitable.
(via emornell)
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK AM I LISTENING TO
do you know how long i have been looking for this post
you have no fucking idea
I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO REAPPEAR FOR MONTHS FUCK
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Sounds like music for a Nintendogs/Nintencats commercial.
(via emornell)
